Questions About Farmers Daughter Jokes

David asks…

Joke::::The farmers daughters?

There once was a farmer who was raising 3 daughters on his own. He was very concerned about their well being and always did his best to watch out for them. As they entered their late teens the girls dated, and on this particular evening all three of his girls were going out on a date. This was the first time this had occurred. As was his custom, he would greet the young suitor at the door holding his shotgun, not to menace or threaten but merely to ensure that the young man knew who was boss.

The doorbell rang and the first of the boys arrived. Father answered the door and the lad said, "Hi, my name's Joe, I'm here for Flo. We're going to the show, is she ready to go?" The father looked him over and sent the kids on their way.

The next lad arrived and said, "My name's Eddie, I'm here for Betty, we're gonna get some spaghetti, is she ready?" Father felt this one was okay too, so off the two kids went.
The final young man arrived and the farmer opened the door.

The boy started off, "Hi, my name's Chuck… --"




and the farmer shot him.

admin answers:

He wanted a f**k
make me laugh again dagger.

Ken asks…

Have you heard the one about the traveling salesman and the farmer's daughter?

No, seriously, I'm asking. I always hear that as a reference to a joke or set of jokes that became a huge cliche, but I've never seen the actual joke. Does anyone know it?

admin answers:

There was this farmer that was really protective of his three daughters. In fact, he always met their boyfriends at the door with a shotgun.

At 5:30 Friday night, there was a knock at the door. The farmer answered it with his gun. The guy at the door said, "Hello, my name is Eddie, I'm here for Bettie, we're going for spaghetti. Is she ready?".

The farmer paused, then said "Ok, she's ready" .

Another half hour passed and there was another knock. The farmer answered it with his gun again. The guy at the door said" Hello, my name is Joe, I'm here for Flo, we're going to the show. She ready to go?".

The farmer paused again and said "yeah, she's ready".

A half hour later, there was another knock. The farmer went to the door with his shotgun. The guy at the door said "Hello, my name is Chuck..... " and the farmer shot him.




There was a traveling salesman whose car became hopelessly stuck in a snow bank during a recent blizzard in North Dakota. It took him several hours to make it to the nearest farm house, but frozen half to death, he finally reached the front door and knocked on it.

A grizzled old farmer answered and the salesman pleaded for a place to spend the night. 'Why sure, young fella, I can give ya a place to bunk,' said the hospitable old man. 'But, I ain't got no daughter for ya to sleep with, like ya always hear about in them thar jokes.'

'Oh!' said the salesman. Then thinking a moment or two said, 'Just how far is it to the next house?'




The farm had been mortgaged to give his daughter a college education. Now, driving home from the station after meeting her at the train, farmer Johnson was greatly disturbed when his daughter whispered, "I have a confession to make, Paw - I ain't a virgin no more."

The old man shook his head sadly. "After all the sacrifices your Maw and I made to give you a good education, you still say 'ain't!"

Carol asks…

I think my Dentist Converted to Judaism just for jokes?

Ok, my dentist was Catholic and here converted to Judaism just to make Jewish jokes. Hes only been Jewish for 2 days and he's making jokes left and right. Like the one about the Rabbi and the Farmers daughter...those aren't matzoh balls. Also he still makes Catholic Jokes, he says hes allowed to because he was once Catholic like the one about the pope and the girl on the boat, yadda yadda those aren't buoy's. I made a dentist joke and he got all offended because I'm not a dentist, so i can't make dentist jokes. Now I am an Anti-dentite.
How do I deal with my dentist?

admin answers:

HA!! Your dentist sounds like an uptight moron. Just switch dentists. Do you want an idiot working on ur mouth? NO.

Michael asks…

Have you ever known or been a farmer's daughter?

Are all of the jokes true? ;)

lmao, Yahoo wants this in Pregnancy and Parenting. :)

admin answers:

Nope and never lived on Wolverton Mountain either.
Http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/92q3/nelly.html

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